Hey dude, did you know that your monkey's back?

No time to post much this week. We have exams on Monday and Wednesday, Reproduction and Human Sexuality followed by Nervous System and Human Behavior, respectively. Rumor has it the RHS exam is pretty easy and the NSHB is a mighty bitch.

In other news, my caffeine addiction has roared back into my life like a desert motorcycle rider in the Las Vegas Mint 400 Motocross.

Random statistic and the lesson it teaches us.

Women attempt suicide 3X more often than men*.

Men successfully commit suicide 3X more often than women*.

Thus, men are 9-fold more competent than women**.

*Behavioral Science, 4th Ed. Barbara Fadem, Ed. Lippincot Williams & Wilkins, 2005
*Simple deductive reasoning