"The knowledge that I can fracture my penis when it's erect gives me erectile dysfunction"

Awwwwww. The University of Spoiled Children didn't win.

Travesty.

Here's the crazy, Fody-cent predicted it last week. This is a pic from a NYC bar tonight at a certain point in the game. Maybe there was 19 seconds left? Can you discriminate the Texas fans from the USC fans?





The quote is from a seminar that a urologist gave us today about male sexual dysfunction. Apparently you can fracture your penis, but only during sex and while it is erect. Is it any wonder that erectile dysfunction is the #1 sexual problem among males of any age group?