Quagmire is an uncle again

Welcome, Axel Robert Leon M., son of Jason and Lori M.

Sorry we fucked the world up a little before you got here. Unfortunately, it's the best we have to offer. Some parts of it are still nice, try to get to them once in a while. If you can, please try to leave this place a little better than you found it. No pressure, just sometime in the next 9 or 10 decades, you know, when you get a chance.

Jason and Lori, Mazel Tov!!!